Explorer Fan Pillows

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Swamp gas

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Are we ready to order?'

Serious business

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Retro Kid.

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Don't be lazy, Susan...Bring the abductee over here!"

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'