Urban Exploration Fan Pillows

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Hugh fans!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I have no thumbs."

City Boy.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."