Volcano Aficionado Gifts

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Volcaniax

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

Vampire Bat

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Love Hurts