Volcano Aficionado Mugs

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Astral Projection

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Volcaniax

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Pyramids exploding.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Vampire Bat

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."