Mountain Flyover Fans Gifts

The Safety Plane

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Migrating cows.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Canada Goose

"He keeps touching me!"

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

The segway RV.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

This is the shortcut!

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Sheep Ballast

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Fashion week

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'...He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...'

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."