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The Safety Plane

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Migrating cows.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Canada Goose

"He keeps touching me!"

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

The segway RV.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

Danny Cipriani Thinks About Moving to Australia.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

This is the shortcut!

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Sheep Ballast

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Fashion week

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'...He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...'

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."