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The Safety Plane

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Migrating cows.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

Canada Goose

"He keeps touching me!"

The segway RV.

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"I graduated magma cum laude."

This is the shortcut!

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Sheep Ballast

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Fashion week

'And what's your baby's name Dear?'

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Attention: MILE HIGH CLUBBERS - Security Cameras in Restrooms.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

'...He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...'

Flying squirrel and base jumpers.

Kangaroo and pogo stick.

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

"You'll love this beer. It's very hoppy."