Runway Fan T-Shirts

Fashion week

"The Sunak suit is the next Big Thing in fashion."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Haute Suture

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Tunnel of love"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Safest Airline in The World

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"He keeps touching me!"

Migration Music

Canada Goose

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Rembrandt's Selfies

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model