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Fashion week

"The Sunak suit is the next Big Thing in fashion."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Haute Suture

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Tunnel of love"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Caliologist

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Safest Airline in The World

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"He keeps touching me!"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Canada Goose

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."