Volcano Explorer Gifts

'Was that you?'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Crustacean Period

You Are Here

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Economy

The discovery of electricity...

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'It's an antique!'

Golf with a difference

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Workaholic on holiday

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

Volcaniax

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

You have the worst spring breath.