Volcano Viewer Gifts

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Your sacrifice on behalf of this organization is noted and appreciated."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Black hole setting

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Volcaniax

Lizard Amusement Park

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Iceland volcano

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The glaciers are angry."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Beware of watchdog."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Chaos

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Was that you?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."