Volcano Gifts

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Economy

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Volcaniax

Pyramids exploding.

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Volcanic ash...

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Iceland volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Chaos

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'Was that you?'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'