Volcanoes Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'Was that you?'

"Well, looks like no school today."

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

'Show-off.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'What do you think it tastes like?'

'Bugger!'

"By the way, any idea if his plane can fly through volcanic ash clouds?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

Volcanic ash...

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

'I can see the Hand of God in that one!'

'The volcano is in the shop.'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

'Since the volcano erupted we have really cut down the heating bill.'

The lesser known active volcano.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Way to go, Biden."

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

Souvenir of Iceland

Beware Of The God

Hawaiian lave surfer cruises down a volcano.

'I think today is Ash Wednesday literary.'

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Hawaii Lava Surfing

"The volcano is the shop."

"If the gods are angry about air pollution, it's their own fault."

"Your sacrifice on behalf of this organization is noted and appreciated."