Volcanology Gifts

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

Pyramids exploding.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

Nuns

"Tell me Mrs. Etna when you feel like you might blow."

Volcano/toast

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

Volcano!

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Painting clouds

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"