Volcanology Pillows

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

Pyramids exploding.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

Nuns

"Tell me Mrs. Etna when you feel like you might blow."

Volcano/toast

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Volcano!

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Painting clouds

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Tallyho!"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Jurassic Pork.'