Volcanologist Pillows

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

'What do you think it tastes like?'

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"The gods are angry....but not as angry as they were yesterday."

Volcanic ash...

We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'I can see the Hand of God in that one!'

Souvenir of Iceland

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Volcano/toast

"Tell me Mrs. Etna when you feel like you might blow."

"I'm all for appeasing the gods...but you of all people should know I'm no virgin!"

"What are you complaining about? It's a job, isn't it?"

"The glaciers are angry."

'The volcano is in the shop.'

'The Gods must be celebrating the 'fourth' early this year.'

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

'But when I said I'd go with you wherever your career too you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

Volcano!

TUMS for Volcanos

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

Iceland volcano

"This planet is nice, but it needs more atmosphere."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters