Armchair Volcanologist Gifts

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Economy

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcaniax

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Volcanic ash...

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Weather forecast.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Iceland volcano

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

A man goes through a barren desert only to find he's lost at North Pole.

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Chaos

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Buried Rubbish

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Was that you?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'