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"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Economy

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Volcaniax

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Pyramids exploding.

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Primitive people drew symbols on paper to communicate, or as grandmom calls it, writing.'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Weather forecast.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Iceland volcano

"The glaciers are angry."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Chaos

A man goes through a barren desert only to find he's lost at North Pole.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

Buried Rubbish

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Was that you?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'