Armchair Ecologist Gifts

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'