"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"
Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the armchair evolutionary theorist in your life? Whether they’re passionate about science, evolution, or just love to think deeply from their cozy spot, our collection offers witty mugs, comfy t-shirts, plush pillows, and eye-catching prints. These thoughtfully designed items make perfect companions for their day-to-day musings and add a humorous yet intellectual touch to any space.
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
"Feel free to take notes."
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'
Evolution Exam Results.
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
The intellectual.
A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.
Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'
Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
Exit only.
The dangerous world of the armchair thinker
Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'
"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
This guy Darwin gets all the credit
"I should've never studied canon law."
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
The Three Kinds of People
'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
Charles Darwin
"I don't believe in egrets."
"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."
'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'
'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'
"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
'I hate evolution!'
Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Gifts Collection
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