Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the armchair evolutionary theorist in your life? Whether they’re passionate about science, evolution, or just love to think deeply from their cozy spot, our collection offers witty mugs, comfy t-shirts, plush pillows, and eye-catching prints. These thoughtfully designed items make perfect companions for their day-to-day musings and add a humorous yet intellectual touch to any space.

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"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"

"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?" mockup

"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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"Feel free to take notes."

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.' mockup

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

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Evolution Exam Results.

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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on... mockup

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

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Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.' mockup

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

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The intellectual.

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A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers. mockup

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

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Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer mockup

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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Exit only.

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The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker mockup

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

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Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.' mockup

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

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"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates." mockup

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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This guy Darwin gets all the credit mockup

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

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Charles Darwin Book Signing.

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The Three Kinds of People

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..." mockup

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

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"I don't believe in egrets."

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'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!' mockup

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

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Charles Darwin

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'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.' mockup

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

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"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again." mockup

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.' mockup

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

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'I hate evolution!'

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"And you'll be a man my son!"

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Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Gifts Collection

Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Mugs

Explore our collection of armchair evolutionary theorist mugs—ideal for science lovers who enjoy their coffee with a dash of humor and curiosity.

Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Pillows

Check out our selection of armchair evolutionary theorist pillows—perfect for adding a humorous, thoughtful touch to any living space.

Armchair Evolutionary Theorist Prints

Browse our armchair evolutionary theorist prints—ideal for science fans who want to decorate with a witty, thought-provoking twist.

Armchair Evolutionary Theorist T-Shirts

Discover our armchair evolutionary theorist t-shirts—designed for intellectual humor and science enthusiasts looking to celebrate their curiosity in style.