Armchair Philosophers Gifts

Celestial reading lamp.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"Interesting how fast everybody on social media went from being experts on covid to being experts on foreign relations."

'Gerald and I became pacificists after realizing the Iraq might not have a happy ending.'

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

Karl Marx falls into the hole of a colour revolutions.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I don't believe in egrets."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'