Armchair Philosophers Gifts

Celestial reading lamp.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"Interesting how fast everybody on social media went from being experts on covid to being experts on foreign relations."

How did you live your whole life in this boring town? I didn't. I went to college in the big city. How could you leave all those exciting, diverse people? If everyone is exciting, they're not diverse. But they're tolerant. Ha! Not of boring people! So that's why West Fester exists!

'Gerald and I became pacificists after realizing the Iraq might not have a happy ending.'

'One of life's great mysteries...Why does it take four week's salary to pay for two week's holiday?.'

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

"Hmm...I've looked all over the internet and not one call to ban airsoft pistols..."

Karl Marx falls into the hole of a colour revolutions.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The intellectual.

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I should've never studied canon law."

The Three Kinds of People

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"I don't believe in egrets."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"