"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."
Armchair Theologian Gifts
Looking for a gift for the armchair theologian? Our collection blends humor and insight, making it ideal for those who love pondering life's big questions from the comfort of their favorite chair. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their thoughtful curiosity and clever wit. Each item is designed to inspire, entertain, and spark gentle philosophical debates, all while celebrating their love for reflective, creative pursuits. Whether they enjoy deep discussions or quiet contemplation, these gifts are sure to resonate with their insightful personality.
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'The History Channel is all reruns.'
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"Feel free to take notes."
"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"
"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'
For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...
The intellectual.
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'
At the 2021 Religious Games
A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.
"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."
Priest
The dangerous world of the armchair thinker
'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'
Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.
"I should've never studied canon law."
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
The Three Kinds of People
"I don't believe in egrets."
'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'
"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."
"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."
'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."
Armchair Theologian Gifts Collection
Armchair Theologian Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate their curious mind? Check out our collection of mugs designed for the armchair theologian, full of wit and wisdom.
Armchair Theologian Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with pillows that showcase their contemplative personality. See our selection of cozy, witty designs.
Armchair Theologian Prints
Decorate their thoughtful space with inspiring prints that celebrate curiosity and insight. View our art print collection for more ideas.
Armchair Theologian T-Shirts
Dress their thoughtful side with clever t-shirts that speak to their love of philosophy and faith. Browse our creative t-shirt collection for more options.