Evolutionary Theorist Gifts

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Evolution.

'I'd go back if I were you.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Charles Darwin

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

The Evolution Of Man

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I hate evolution!'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'