Evolution Skeptic Gifts

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Alternative Medicine

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Charles Darwin

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'I hate evolution!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."