Evolution Skeptic T-Shirts

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Alternative Medicine

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Charles Darwin

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'I hate evolution!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."