Evolutionary Theorist T-Shirts

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

Evolution.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Charles Darwin

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

The Evolution Of Man

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I hate evolution!'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'