Evolutionary Scientist T-Shirts

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

'Natural selection box'

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

The beginning is near.

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Evolution looks like a good career move.

'I hate evolution!'

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Nevermind!"

'RESIST EVOLUTION'

Evolution: "He's been acting like this since his tail dropped off!"

Evolution.

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"...an this is my extended family."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"Just you wait!"

"He's never been very good with his hands."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

The next great step in carrot evolution.

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'