Evolutionary Scientist T-Shirts

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Take my word for it, this looks like a good career move.'

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

'Natural selection box'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

The beginning is near.

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

Evolution looks like a good career move.

"Nevermind!"

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

'I hate evolution!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

"He's never been very good with his hands."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'RESIST EVOLUTION'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

The next great step in carrot evolution.

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Evolution: "He's been acting like this since his tail dropped off!"

Evolution Exam Results.

"...an this is my extended family."

"Just you wait!"

"Granted, we opossums are ugly, awkward and slow. But we've been around for 70 million years. Must be doing something right."

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"

Owl Through Time

"You ever think about upright bipedalism?"