Evolution Theorist T-Shirts

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'I'd go back if I were you.'

Evolution.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Charles Darwin

The Evolution Of Man

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I hate evolution!'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

Hitchcock's The Birds