Evolution Theorist T-Shirts

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Evolution.

'I'd go back if I were you.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Charles Darwin

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

The Evolution Of Man

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'I hate evolution!'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'