Armchair Evolutionary Theorist T-Shirts

"Are you really flightless or just plain lazy?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Evolution Exam Results.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Exit only.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

The Three Kinds of People

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I don't believe in egrets."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Charles Darwin

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'I hate evolution!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"