Biodiversity Skeptic T-Shirts

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

GMOs

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Climate Crisis

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

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Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'