Biodiversity Skeptic Gifts

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

The Rain Forest: Big City for Animals

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

GMOs

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

Carbon capture and storage

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

Climate Crisis

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Nurturing the Tree of Life

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”