Gmo Skeptic Gifts

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

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'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"That better not be GMO."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

GMOs

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

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'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

G.M. leaf.

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."

Sandwiches - We use 100% natural cardboard for bread.