Gm Foods Skeptic Gifts

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Please don't kill me."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Eating several servings of vegetables everyday is very good, as long as they aren't just pizza toppings.'

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

'Boy! Did I get some bad news today! I found out french fries is a veg'table!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"