Gm Food Curious Gifts

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'To eat or not to eat?'

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Monsanto - "Bad news, the tomato gene has jumped species"

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'My compliments to your bioengineer.'

'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

'Genetically modified baked beans...well they look and taste the same to me!'

Maraschino, Inc.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

"Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming."

"And now to argue the case for GM crops..."

'That genetically modified foods thing is getting out of hand.'

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.