Anti-gmo Advocate Gifts

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

Politically Correct Snowperson

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'