Gmo Advocate Gifts

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Is there a vegan option?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Heart Disease Menu

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I can't afford to feed you."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."