Transformation Skeptic Gifts

"I don't mind change, as long as it doesn't happen to me."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Progress?

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Weight Gain Denial

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

Please seat to be weighted.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."