Transformation Skeptic Gifts

"I don't mind change, as long as it doesn't happen to me."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Caterpillar Portrait

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Progress?

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Weight Gain Denial

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I prefer your early pieces."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Woman and scales.

She was always an introvert.

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."