'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'
Tradition Skeptic Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who questions tradition and prefers to march to their own beat, our collection offers humorous and insightful products that embrace their creative spirit. From mugs to posters, each item is designed to inspire and amuse a proud non-conformist. Show them you appreciate their independent streak with a gift that honours their original outlook and love of thinking outside the box.
"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
Progress?
Shall I be mother?
What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.
"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'
If middle-age birthday cards were honest...
"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."
'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'
'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'
'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'
" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.
Poorly planned Chanukah crafts
"Always a bridesmaid..."
*Sigh*
'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'
'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'
''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'
'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'
'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'
Groundhog Day.
"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"
Going on a fox hunt.
Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."
Amish personal mobility scooter
A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber
"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."
'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'
"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"
Tradition Skeptic Gifts Collection
Tradition Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for tradition skeptics who love to challenge norms with humor and style.
Tradition Skeptic Pillows
Browse our pillows that speak to the tradition skeptic’s love for individuality and comfort with a creative twist.
Tradition Skeptic Prints
Discover prints that inspire non-conformity. Ideal for the tradition skeptic wanting to make a bold statement on their walls.
Tradition Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts perfect for the tradition skeptic. Bold, witty designs that showcase their independent spirit.