Traditionalist Tech Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors the steadfast and the classic? Our collection for traditionalist tech skeptics features witty, thoughtful items that celebrate simplicity and the timeless. Ideal for those who prefer their technology optional and their values unchanged, these gifts bring humor and warmth to any occasion. Show you appreciate their love for the timeless ways with a gift that’s both charming and a little cheeky.

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"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?" mockup

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

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'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.' mockup

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS." mockup

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!" mockup

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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I.T. Fear

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'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.' mockup

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

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"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!" mockup

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

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"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity." mockup

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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Computer Class.

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'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.' mockup

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

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The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism mockup

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

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"I'd like to see you do this online." mockup

"I'd like to see you do this online."

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'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.' mockup

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system. mockup

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

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