Armchair Paleontologist Gifts

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It's an Eyesaur."