Palaeontologists Gifts

Coldsaurus

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"