Palaeontology Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'They're extinct in nature, but a number have managed to hang on here in the corporate world.'

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

Natural history museums for children.

'It looks like this big fellow was ready for the ice age, but where did he get the hat?'

Dinosaur in the vet's waiting room.

CRAMP!

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Dilophosaurus

Velocirappers

"It's fantastic, Professor, we've discovered a Thesarus!"

Ikeasaurus

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

The possible extinction of the human race due to environmental degradation

A flying pterodactyl

Fossil Frustrations

Richard Owen

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet?'

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Palintology'

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

The Swiss Army Mammoth

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

'The final humiliating days of the mighty triceratops.'

The Extinction of the Dinosaurs

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

"At least it's a dry heat."

"Too much?"

At the Museum