Paleontologist Gifts

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we'd better establish some local community standards.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"William dabbles in paleontology."

'Ignore it, Henderson. It's unscientific.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

"Memo to self: 'Feathers?'"

Pre-man - Man - Post-man.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The First Vegetarians.

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

"That's him—the one on the right."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'