Paleo-archaeologist Gifts

'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

At the Museum

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Tut and Carmen.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"