Archeologist Gifts

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

Hieroglypic Showing Man on Computer

Egyptian Bowlers.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Closed for Renovation

"Research and development."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Precursor a prehistoric computer cursor.

"Do you have a license for that, Sir?"

Archeology 101.

Cave paintings with switch

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

The first car accident.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this hostile work environment.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

"Simple stone tool."

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.

The cradle of mankind

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"In our lifetimes, Thora, many, bad things may happen to us, but we'll never be stuck in an elevator."

A caveman invents the bagel.

The dead sea scrolls

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