Archaeologists Gifts

"Plagiarist!"

Inventing the road sign

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

'How do you think he died?'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"You know what this means, don't ya? Popcorn!"

Business Temples

"So does this mean we have to rethink our ideas about natural selection?"

Neolithic expostulation

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

'And then they went shopping.'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

Easter Island Mystery

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Now we wait."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'It's a selfie.'

'I just invented the bed last week, and already he's WETTING it!'

"They were very advanced for their time."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Keister Island

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"