Archaeologist Gifts

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Behold ye message on a tablet!" "Hey man, you need to upgrade your media!"

"I think it was an election year."

'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

'Must be the footnotes.'

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'Rock historian.'

"I get it!"

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Don't worry if you can't remember your age grandad, we'll get you carbon dated!'

Service Entry.

'Nope, there isn't any more to life. Hunt...gather...that's pretty much it.'

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is it?'

Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Archaeologists - "It appears to be some sort of tax cut promise."

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'