Archaeologist Prints

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Behold ye message on a tablet!" "Hey man, you need to upgrade your media!"

'Better hold up, George - this is a copyright notice.'

"I think it was an election year."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Neanderthal man's lack of curiosity doomed him to extinction.

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"

'Whatever it is you're making, Dad, may I use it tonight?'

'Must be the footnotes.'

I want you to draw up plans for a city that can be built in a day.

'It's not that I reject your values, mom and dad. It's just that I've evolved and you haven't.'

'Rock historian.'

"I get it!"

'Don't worry if you can't remember your age grandad, we'll get you carbon dated!'

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

''Infrastructure'? - You mean like rocks and sticks?'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Service Entry.

'What is it?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Easter and Passover Island

Archaeologists - "It appears to be some sort of tax cut promise."