Archeologists Gifts

Interdisciplinary studies.

And here we see when the civilization turned post-columbian, right after the invention of the coffee-maker.

Egyptian slaves using a giant spade.

'I wish someone would get busy and invent toothpaste and deodorant!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase