Archeologists Gifts

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I wish someone would get busy and invent toothpaste and deodorant!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Tut and Carmen.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

Physician tending a mummy.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"