Archeologist Mugs

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Egyptian Bowlers.

'Look, I said I was sorry five years ago. Quit dredging up the past.'

Hieroglypic Showing Man on Computer

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'

'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

Early Umbrellas.

Archeology 101.

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

Cave paintings with switch

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

"Do you have a license for that, Sir?"

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

The first car accident.

Precursor a prehistoric computer cursor.

Closed for Renovation

'I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this hostile work environment.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Research and development."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"Simple stone tool."

Indiana Covid

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

I'm beginning to think this wasn't a mummification, but a bathroom incident gone horribly wrong.

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."