Armchair Archeologist Gifts

Buried Rubbish

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"