Armchair Archeologist Gifts

Buried Rubbish

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'