Paleo-archaeologist T-Shirts

'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

At the Museum

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Physician tending a mummy.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,